Hawkeye: ‘Does anyone know how to stop this… uh… whatever it is? There’s an elf here, giving me a dirty look…’

JUST FOUND MY SISTER’S TUMBLR. KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. SHE LIKES JERSEY SHORE AND JUSTIN BEIBER. I CAN’T UNSEE THAT SHIT. OH GOD WHY IS SHE RELATED TO ME. *DIES*

“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll probably kill each other.”